“And there is, of course, one person who really made it happen. And that’s my head writer, Ava Daniels. And I’ve been asked to fire her by the head of this company. I refuse to fire her. And not just because she’s my creative partner, but because it’s a slippery slope. A few days ago, I agreed to cut a joke I made to protect Ethan Sommers and the studio’s interests. And now I’m being asked to fire someone I love who did nothing wrong.”
[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, “It was actually really clever of Jason, wasn’t it, to start speaking absolute bullshit.” Jason Mantzoukas grins and says, “Stall.” Greg continues, “Because it just slowed it all down so beautifully. So clever.” Alex Horne says, “We’ve not seen that side of you before, Jason.” Raising his eyebrows, Jason asks, “The clever side?” Waving a finger, Alex replies, “I didn’t mean it like that.” Springing to his feet, Jason says, “Listen, asshole.” End ID.]
[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Jason Mantzoukas leans out of the window of a small booth with a menu on the side. He says into a walkie-talkie, “We’re going to need a small flour moat with a castle.” Alex Horne says, “Extra gluten, please.” Stevie Martin is indoors, surrounded by kitchenware, holding a plate of flour. She says into her walkie-talkie, “On it. I’ve already made it.” Jason replies, “Absolutely crushing it, Stevie.” Stevie says happily to herself, “I’m pretty good at this.” End ID.]
okay yeah i really like Life of a Showgirl. its wall to wall carefully buffed tiktok bait but it is so much better produced than TTPD or Midnights and, while completely indulgent and petty, more edited than those too. this is a portrait of milennial female aging, professional competitiveness, and gaudy heteropessimism and Im right there in it too baybee. I LOVE watching how all the pop girlies of my age bracket are coping and straining against and flopping with the fact of their aging. I see it in Ariana’s wounded baby bird routine, in Charli’s meditations on friendship, pregnancy, coke, and suicide, in Gaga’s expertly hands-off approach, in Lana’s Protestant glowdown, but most of all in Taylor Swift’s agonizing over boys, sharpening knives over ages old internet beefs and bitter insistence that she is still a princess. girl, I get it. We all had our crash outs over being uncoupled and over thirty. You burned up the atmosphere and convinced yourself seventeen different white guys were your soulmate and I tried really hard to be a man and failed upwards oestentasiously and did nothing but complain about it the entire time. but girlie we got other shit to worry about at some point
Firefox BLOWS y'all. I’ve been using it for, like, 2 years now and I am tired of it giving me page errors and having to move over to chrome where EVERYTHING works perfectly.
It’s like if you buy a shitty electric car… Yeah it is better for the environment but if it constantly breaks down and you can’t use it?? What’s the fucking point??
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